Category Archives: Laughter

Boots Boots Boots!!!!

Whew! I’ve been looking for my winter boots since last night. I pleaded to my younger brother to help me look for my lost boots. I wouldn’t be spending 2 hours searching for my boots if I can just remember where I’ve kept them. I knew that I always put them somewhere in my closet and yes, my closet is not big enough. I don’t really own a huge amount of clothes and honestly, my entire wardrobe need a make-over. I haven’t really got the time to sort all of my clothes and my summer clothes are still in my dirty laundry. Can you believe how disorganize I am? Better believe it dude. I know am sorry but I am not really sorry, ya know. In the back of my mind, I know where I usually keep my belongings and “abubot”. If I live alone, I wouldn’t be this dis-organize but anyway I don’t really want to blame my siblings although yeah, they are guilty. Did I just contradict myself….again? Hmmm…well…kinda.

After cooking Korean noodle/ramen or whatever you may wanna call it, I went downstairs and started looking for my lost boots. While searching for my boots, I glance on the other corner and found out that I have some dirty bedsheets that needs to be wash. It doesn’t take much time to do laundry (I just hate folding clothes, honestly!) so I let the washing machine do the work. I am such a genius, right? Right, so back to my booties. I am not aware how many pair of shoes I have but mostly I like wearing rubber shoes. I don’t buy expensive-brand-name-shoes since they are too expensive but when I do, I buy them on sale. Hell! I am not gonna buy something that’s way out of my budget!

Today is probably my lucky day because I didn’t spend hours and hours looking for my boots. I found them in less than 20 minutes which is by the way, a record holder for me. Hahaha! Great! Oh look, I also found my sister’s Ugg boots (Whoa! didn’t know that she got an Ugg booty! Should I try it on or loan it from her? Now that’s a thought…). Enough of that, I am going out later with my sister so hopefully we’ll be able to take some cool snapshots.

Oh by the way, I almost forgot about my laundry….

Love Story

I totally *krak ap* when I got this email from a fellow online chatter. This is a “made up” love story about a certain someone (I think she’s a bit of a mental in and out…) Read on….

My Love Story

by

Roachy

We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast.  Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me.  He said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back? He explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears. Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin.  Now, we’re so in love.  Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” I’m in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor. Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we have here.” What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, “please, mine you own business!” Who would believe her anyway? Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at is this way. She’s our of our lives.”Kaya advise ko sa inyo – take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second the emotion…..

 

Laughter is the best Medicine

An insurance agent who was talking to a prospective client at her home pointed to an exquisite vase on the sideboard and asked, “Do you keep anything in it?”

“Yes, my husband’s ashes,” came the reply.

“I am sorry,” apologized the agent, “I did not know he was deceased.”

“He isn’t–he is just too lazy to hunt for an ashtray.”

The phone was ringing. I picked it up and said,”Who’s speaking please?” And a voice said,”You are.”

*20 Great Philosophical Statements*

1.  A miss is as good as a Mr.

2.  Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader.

3.  When the blind lead the blind….get out of the way.

4.  Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and you have to blow your nose.

5.  Strike while the bug is close.

6.  It’s always darkest before daylight savings time.

7.  Never underestimate the power of termites.

8.  Don’t bite the hand that…looks dirty.

9.  No news is impossible.

10. None are so blind as Helen Keller.

11. You can’t teach an old dog.

12. Love all, trust….me.

13. An idle mind is the way to relax.

14. Where there is smoke, there’s…..pollution.

15. Happy is the bride who gets all the presents.

16. If you lie down with dogs, you will stink in the morning.

17. A penny saved is not much.

18. Two is company, three’s the Musketeers.

19. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.

20. If at first you don’t succeed get new batteries.

Source: The Joke Book

You Might Be An Engineer If….

  • You have no life – and you can PROVE it mathematically.
  • You enjoy pain.
  • You know vector calculus but you can’t remember how to do long division.
  • You chuckle whenever anyone says “centrifugal force”.
  • You’ve actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
  • It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
  • You frequently whistle the theme song to “MacGyver“.
  • You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
  • You think in “math“.
  • You’ve calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
  • You hesitate to look at something because you don’t want to break down its wave function.
  • You have a pet named after a scientist.
  • You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
  • The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger’s Cat experiment.
  • You can translate English into Binary.
  • You can’t remember what’s behind the door in the engineering building which says “Exit“.
  • You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there’s a wind-chill factor in the lab.
  • You are completely addicted to caffeine.
  • You avoid doing anything because you don’t want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
  • You consider ANY non-engineering course easy“.
  • When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
  • The “fun” center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
  • You’ll assume that a “horse” is a “sphere” in order to make the math easier.
  • The blinking 12:00 on someone’s VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.
  • You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.
  • The salesperson at Circuit City can’t answer any of your questions.
  • You can’t help eavesdropping in computer stores… and correcting the salesperson.
  • You’re in line for the guillotine… it stops working properly… and you offer to fix it.
  • You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
  • You have any “Dilbert” comics displayed in your work area.
  • You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
  • You have never backed up your hard drive.
  • You haven’t bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.
  • You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
  • You think that when people around you yawn, it’s because they didn’t get enough sleep.
  • You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon
  • You’ve ever calculated how much you make per second.
  • Your favorite James Bond character is “Q,” the guy who makes the gadgets.
  • You understood more than five of these jokes.
  • You make a copy of this list, and post it on your door (or your home page !)

I am guilty doing some of the things mentioned above…