Love Story

I totally *krak ap* when I got this email from a fellow online chatter. This is a “made up” love story about a certain someone (I think she’s a bit of a mental in and out…) Read on….

My Love Story



We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast.  Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me.  He said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back? He explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears. Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin.  Now, we’re so in love.  Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” I’m in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor. Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we have here.” What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, “please, mine you own business!” Who would believe her anyway? Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at is this way. She’s our of our lives.”Kaya advise ko sa inyo – take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second the emotion…..


Laughter is the best Medicine

An insurance agent who was talking to a prospective client at her home pointed to an exquisite vase on the sideboard and asked, “Do you keep anything in it?”

“Yes, my husband’s ashes,” came the reply.

“I am sorry,” apologized the agent, “I did not know he was deceased.”

“He isn’t–he is just too lazy to hunt for an ashtray.”

The phone was ringing. I picked it up and said,”Who’s speaking please?” And a voice said,”You are.”

*20 Great Philosophical Statements*

1.  A miss is as good as a Mr.

2.  Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader.

3.  When the blind lead the blind….get out of the way.

4.  Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and you have to blow your nose.

5.  Strike while the bug is close.

6.  It’s always darkest before daylight savings time.

7.  Never underestimate the power of termites.

8.  Don’t bite the hand that…looks dirty.

9.  No news is impossible.

10. None are so blind as Helen Keller.

11. You can’t teach an old dog.

12. Love all, trust….me.

13. An idle mind is the way to relax.

14. Where there is smoke, there’s…..pollution.

15. Happy is the bride who gets all the presents.

16. If you lie down with dogs, you will stink in the morning.

17. A penny saved is not much.

18. Two is company, three’s the Musketeers.

19. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.

20. If at first you don’t succeed get new batteries.

Source: The Joke Book